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| 作者：Al Einst… 文章来源：不详 更新时间：2008-2-12 20:26:56 | 【字体：小 大】 |
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THIS ARTICLE IS PART OF THE "DRUNK MAN CHRONICLES".
I see drinking differently from the average guy, for me to be drunk is basically referred to the term 鈥渂inge drinking鈥?
If there is something that can irritate the hell out of me is hanging around and hearing someone announce: 鈥淢annnnn I鈥檓 drunk鈥︹�?br />
Just as irritating is to hear a woman say 鈥淚 can鈥檛 see anything鈥?after one sip, but the worst thing is 鈥淒ude I can鈥檛 remember nothing from last night鈥?you think? After one drink you wuss? It usually comes from the wuss above waking up next to land wash whale in a false pretence of a woman.
As a long time scholar of 鈥渂inge drinking鈥?(I鈥檓 a college graduated) let me set the record straight as far as 鈥渂inge drinking鈥?
Definition: Extends period of time (more than two hours), usually two days or more, during in which a person repeatedly consume a real alcoholic beverages (not zima) and get himself completely trashed. Making the activity of driving completely illegal in at least 48 states.
During my research on 鈥渂inge drinking鈥?which was never conducted due to lack of funds, I have discovered 3 main groups of 鈥渂inge drinking鈥?
Group A- the American college drinker 鈥?鈥渄ude I鈥檓 in my 5th year in pre-med, you can drink it.鈥?br />
Group B - the English football fan 鈥?鈥測ou鈥檒l never drink alone鈥?
Group C 鈥?the Russians (not all of them, only 10 out of 9 and if you think its irrational number, you are drunk).
Subcategory of the Russians is the frozen Russians which drink only when its snows outside, a.k.a., 365 days a year, which is a lot.
In my opinion, waking up face down, knee high, in an ocean of piss and puke isn鈥檛 fun. Nor opening your eyes and discovering you slept with a whale, or waiting for that noise that your brain produce when attempting suicide while jumping out of your own skull is ranked [1] [2] 下一页
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